Post-divorce Reconciliation Pillows

"It's through our attorneys, but at least we're talking."

Time for tea and friendship.

Marriage least expected to last...

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

Heart is sewn back together.

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

'It'll get better, Vinny - my marriages always have a bad first quarter.'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

Boyfriend Shirt.

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

'I tried to feeding on demand - it led to divorce on demand.'

'We're reconciled-thanks to the Lottery rollover!'

"You came back!"

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'

'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.