Marital Reconciliation Pillows

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'

Marital problems.

'... And he never calls me his 'little peach' anymore.'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

She - Interpreter - He.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Time for tea and friendship.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Heart is sewn back together.

Diplomacy

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"Can I call you back, I'm engaged in crisis talks."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen."

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

'Stay, Rusty!'

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'