Relationship Reliver Gifts

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I love what you've done with him."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"What's wrong?"

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'We don't text anymore.'

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"