Relationship Refresher Gifts

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'I notice you don't ask what sort of a day I've had!'

'Great therapy!'

"Sometimes I think he cares more about his clients' needs than he does mine!"

She - Interpreter - He.

"We don't talk anymore."

The Map of the Human Heart

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

Your relationship can thrive again but you've got to work on it. You've got to experience your feelings and express them. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Sadie, when Mort says that President Obama symbolizes a new era of hope and cooperation, how does that make you feel? Nauseated, insulted, disgusted by Mort's Pollyannaish wimpyness. Good, now say it to Mort. Here? In front of you?

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'