Relationship Refresher Pillows

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'I notice you don't ask what sort of a day I've had!'

'Great therapy!'

"Sometimes I think he cares more about his clients' needs than he does mine!"

She - Interpreter - He.

"We don't talk anymore."

The Map of the Human Heart

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

"No one rides off into me anymore."

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

'You keep asking me to change when I can't remember what from.'