Relationship Reviver Pillows

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Office Park

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"I love what you've done with him."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'We don't text anymore.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

'Jeez, Hon - ain't you ever goin' wear your 'yes' jammies again!?'

Home Solutions. . . Body Language Screen

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'She's caught him, but she doesn't seem able to land him.'

Sex Games of the Married