Relationship Reevaluation Pillows

"I think we need to talk...."

'Mark, I think we need to discuss the nature of our relationship.'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

"It's not you, David. I like you. It's your emojis I can't stand."

'I love you, Wally, but I need more wiggle room.'

'It's not you! I just need more wiggle room.'

In our case, having a lot of history between us is not a good reason to stay together

'Next time, I want a traditional marriage -- you know, where the husband caters to your every whim.'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

"... And the only time he takes me out, is to bring me here!"

"Is that true what he says Pauline? That you've unfriended your husband on Facebook?"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"We don't talk anymore."

The Map of the Human Heart

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

"I love what you've done with him."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"No one rides off into me anymore."