Relationship Rethink Pillows

Wait, did you spend five years begging me to take you back just so you could dump me?"

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

The Map of the Human Heart

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

"You used to be that ambitious."

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

"I love what you've done with him."

'Will I still be married?'

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"