Relationship Thinker Pillows

"And, Cath- even if you say no, I want you to know that you'll always be the template."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"You know, if I come into your place, I might never leave."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'Everybody should love somebody.' - 'Trouble, too many people choose themselves.'

'I want the people I hate to like me.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"Harold, you've changed."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

WHO checklist

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

'He's got 99 problems but his Bitch aint one!'

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"