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"And, Cath- even if you say no, I want you to know that you'll always be the template."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"You know, if I come into your place, I might never leave."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'Everybody should love somebody.' - 'Trouble, too many people choose themselves.'

'I want the people I hate to like me.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"Harold, you've changed."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

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'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Mime marriage.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"Oddly enough I'm flattered my wife's attorney thinks I'm so successful."