Relationship Rethink T-Shirts

Wait, did you spend five years begging me to take you back just so you could dump me?"

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

The Map of the Human Heart

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'Will I still be married?'

"I love what you've done with him."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Your relationship can thrive again but you've got to work on it. You've got to experience your feelings and express them. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Sadie, when Mort says that President Obama symbolizes a new era of hope and cooperation, how does that make you feel? Nauseated, insulted, disgusted by Mort's Pollyannaish wimpyness. Good, now say it to Mort. Here? In front of you?

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.