Rekindling Relationship Pillows

"Rekindling an old romance. And you?"

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

The Reaper's Arms

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

"At last we've got things to look forward to. . ."

'THERE'S my mojo.'

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'Great therapy!'

Wait, did you spend five years begging me to take you back just so you could dump me?"

'Care to do something crazy, like kiss and make up?'

"If you want her back, say it with flowers. Flowers say, 'I love you,' without slurring the words and getting all obnoxious."

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