Long-distance Relationship Reunion Pillows

Did you miss me?

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

So Close..

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Did you miss me?

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Mummy?!

The Reaper's Arms

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

Remember when?... When was that?

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"Same old crowd."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."