Long-distance Relationship Anniversary Pillows

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'Progress of a bookshelf'

So Close..

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I heard they mate for life."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Missing You.

Funnel of Love

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

WHO checklist

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Prince Charming, how was your date with Cinderella? I'm not sure -- I thought we were having fun, but she kept checking her watch all night!

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Did you miss me?

"Way too much tongue!"

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."