Long-distance Relationship Anniversary Pillows

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

So Close..

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"I heard they mate for life."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Funnel of Love

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Missing You.

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

WHO checklist

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"Way too much tongue!"

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Did you miss me?

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

Graffitti.