Long-distance Lovers Pillows

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

So Close..

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

Did you miss me?

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

You are not forgotten!

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

Online Dating for Dummies

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

International date line.

Missing You#2

Snowman fantasy

'I'm on my way dear!'

"What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?"

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

"Phil did a little soul-searching last night, but he came up empty-handed."

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'

Welcome to the Ask Sadie Radio Advice Hour. You're on Vancouver. It's my boyfriend. He's so distant. No emotionally

"He's perfect, but he lives all the way on the other side of the apple."

Love in social networks

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.