Long-distance Couples Pillows

Even though we have to keep our distance...

So Close..

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Did you miss me?

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

You are not forgotten!

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

International date line.

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

Missing You#2

'I'm on my way dear!'

Snowman fantasy

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'

Love in social networks

"He's perfect, but he lives all the way on the other side of the apple."

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.