Long-distance Couples Mugs

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

So Close..

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Did you miss me?

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

You are not forgotten!

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

International date line.

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

Missing You#2

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'I'm on my way dear!'

Snowman fantasy

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

Love in social networks

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'

"He's perfect, but he lives all the way on the other side of the apple."

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

Welcome to the Ask Sadie Radio Advice Hour. You're on Vancouver. It's my boyfriend. He's so distant. No emotionally