Starting A Long-distance Relationship Mugs

Love in social networks

So Close..

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Sexual chemistry set

Missing You.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Did you miss me?

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Boy, I'd love to meet you sometime off leash."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

So … how did you two meet?

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"