Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
New Long Distance Relationship Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your long-distance love with pillows that send a sweet or humorous message. Perfect for keeping comfort and affection close, no matter how far apart you are.
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
Love at First Sight
"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."
So Close..
Speed Dating for Turtles
Romance
'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."
On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
"Mr. Right!"
'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'
I only have eyes for you
'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.
"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
Relationship Warning Lights
"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."
Love linked
"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."
"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."
Klimt Kiss Phones
"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."
Runner collapsing over the finishing line.
"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
"She's just being Koi."
'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'
New Long Distance Relationship Pillows Collection
New Long Distance Relationship Mugs
Explore our collection of heartfelt mugs for new long-distance relationships—each designed to make your loved one smile and feel close, even from afar.
New Long Distance Relationship Prints
Decorate their space with prints that capture the spirit of your long-distance love—thoughtful, charming, and perfect for any shared home or dorm.
New Long Distance Relationship T-Shirts
Browse our fun and meaningful t-shirts perfect for celebrating your long-distance love. Wear your heart on your sleeve and stay connected in style.