Long-distance Relationship Pillows

"Miss you, too."

International date line.

'Ere what's your game It's been three weeks since you brought me a letter from my girlfriend.'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Missing You#2

Not far and not for long!

Snowman fantasy

"George sent me a present from the state penitentiary."

Missing You.

Missing you.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'I'm on my way dear!'

So Close..

"I never wanted this to be a long-distance relationship."

"I'm going to have to stop seeing you, Maggie, until I can afford a car."

"A telephone can't take the place of your smile..."

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

"I mean, it's not idea, but it's fine intil someone slays the dragon."

"If, when I return you're suddenly way older than I am, I'd still like to be friends."

"He's perfect, but he lives all the way on the other side of the apple."

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Did you miss me?

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

You are not forgotten!