Long-distance Love Survivor Pillows

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

So Close..

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

Did you miss me?

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Ereptile Dysfunction

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

You are not forgotten!

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

International date line.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Missing You#2

'I'm on my way dear!'

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

Snowman fantasy