Long-distance Love Survivor Mugs

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

So Close..

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Missing You.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Did you miss me?

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

You are not forgotten!

Ereptile Dysfunction

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

International date line.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Missing You#2

'I'm on my way dear!'

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

Snowman fantasy