Long-distance Romantics Mugs

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

So Close..

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Did you miss me?

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

The Remote Olympics

You are not forgotten!

Doctors in Love.

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

International date line.

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

Snowman fantasy

Missing You#2

'I'm on my way dear!'

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

Love in social networks

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'

"He's perfect, but he lives all the way on the other side of the apple."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.