Long-distance Romantics Gifts

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

So Close..

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

Did you miss me?

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Doctors in Love.

The Remote Olympics

You are not forgotten!

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

International date line.

Missing You#2

'I'm on my way dear!'

Snowman fantasy

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

Welcome to the Ask Sadie Radio Advice Hour. You're on Vancouver. It's my boyfriend. He's so distant. No emotionally

"He's perfect, but he lives all the way on the other side of the apple."

Love in social networks