Long-distance Relationship Reunion Gifts

Did you miss me?

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

So Close..

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Did you miss me?

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Mummy?!

The Reaper's Arms

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

Remember when?... When was that?

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"Same old crowd."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."