Romantic Reunion Gifts

Oh, there he is...

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Did you miss me?

Christmas Hugs

'So what have you been up to?'

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Mummy?!

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Original punks go to reunion

Remember when?... When was that?

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"Same old crowd."

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

There's no place like home for the holidays...

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Caf� Scene

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"