Romantic Reunion Attendees Gifts

'What do you mean it was me who FIRST taught you to kiss - I hope you've not been kissing anyone else!'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Did you miss me?

'So what have you been up to?'

Christmas Hugs

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"You came back!"

Man's evolution to the Pub.

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"That's your Uncle Steve. (Don't talk to him, he scares me)."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

Class Reunion

'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

At the Wilson family reunion.

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

"Finally, a togetherie!"

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"

"Time to CUDDLE! Granny's been vaccinated!"

I Thought He Was Dead

Cronies reunited.

'Next week will be our Silver Wedding Anniversary!'

The Enemies