Relationship Rekindler Pillows

"Yoo-hoo. Time to climb the stairway to paradise."

"Your idea of bringing the two of us closer together always seems to be for me to go with you to Bloomingdale's."

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'We don't text anymore.'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'Jeez, Hon - ain't you ever goin' wear your 'yes' jammies again!?'