Relationship Rebuilders Gifts

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"You do like octopus?"

She - Interpreter - He.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Building business relations.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

"I love what you've done with him."

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"He never takes me anywhere."

"And so, with thee help of their relate counsellor, they lived happily ever after..."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'We don't text anymore.'

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"