Relationship Remodeler Gifts

Earl, I emerged from my shell months ago, and you never even noticed.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

She - Interpreter - He.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"I don't know who you are!"

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Will I still be married?'

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

"I love what you've done with him."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

'I told you he had a temper.'

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Dear Henry, and dear Liza, for the sake of the relationship, just buy a new bucket!'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."