Relationship Remodeler Gifts

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

She - Interpreter - He.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"I love what you've done with him."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Will I still be married?'

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

'Dear Henry, and dear Liza, for the sake of the relationship, just buy a new bucket!'

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"