Relationship Fixer Gifts

'You can't agree on who gets maternity or paternity leave...'

Man looks for wife help from machine.

Wishing Well - "It works!"

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'They completely exploded during the session, so either of them should be eager to hire you. Remember, I get 10 percent!'

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

'We don't want to be parted.'

'Heather and I have been going through a difficult time recently.'

'Can you guess what today is?'

'Why do you keep asking me if I live over the premises?'

"Are there other visual cues you can give your husband when you don't agree with him?"

"This bird-fancier's objects of affection all work in pubs."

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"Why can't you be more like the guy you are on Facebook?"

"Adam and I promised we'd never go to bed angry. . . I haven't slept in three days!"

"I want a divorce, we never talk any more!"

"After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me."

'How should I know why my daughter has not spoken to me in over a month, stupid!'

"The previous adviser told us that we should have sex every night, but to do that we had to keep changing partners..."

'Now lets hear your side of it...you creep!'

"But we do have a common activity: we fight."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"It's the Ask Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls."

Your Uncle Mort and Sadie are back from Canada. Are they still getting married? Yeah, but they're slowing things down. They're going to talk to someone about their problems. A counselor is always a good idea. They couldn't exactly afford a professional. He doesn't put the bathroom seat down.

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"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"

"Hey, I'm in the mood for love—be back in a few hours."

"Hi. We're grass-roots ad-hoc committee to save your marriage. May we come in?"

"This is Stan, my latest project."

"I don't know who you are!"

"Charlotte! Can't healing take some other form?"

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

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