"My wife can't make it tonight, she's on a date."
Relationship Repair Hero Gifts
Looking for a gift for your relationship repair hero? Whether they’re a partner, friend, or loved one working to mend bonds, our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that honor their strength and perseverance. Perfect for encouraging, appreciating, and celebrating the everyday hero in your life who keeps love and relationships alive with patience and courage.
'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'
You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.
"I don't know who you are!"
'We never go anywhere together except here.'
"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."
"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."
"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.
'Will I still be married?'
"I love what you've done with him."
"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"
'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'
A man sews broken hearts back together.
'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'
'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'
"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."
'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!
It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.
"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"
Seeing the marriage counselor.
"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"
'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'
'My wife doesn't understand me.'
"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"
"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"
"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."
Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.
"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."
"She always gets the upper bunk."
Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.
'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'
Bob tries to win her back with flowers.
Man looks for wife help from machine.
Relationship Repair Hero Gifts Collection
Relationship Repair Hero Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring messages and designs perfect for your relationship repair hero—start their day with a smile and a boost of encouragement.
Relationship Repair Hero Pillows
Find pillows that offer a cozy and humorous tribute to your relationship repair hero’s efforts—ideal for making any space feel warm and appreciated.
Relationship Repair Hero Prints
Decorate with our artistic prints celebrating resilience and love. Perfect for inspiring your relationship repair hero to keep healing and nurturing bonds.
Relationship Repair Hero T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that salute your relationship repair hero’s perseverance and charm. These fun, heartfelt designs are great for everyday wear and inspiring confidence.