Relationship Repair Enthusiast Gifts

'This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'You must learn to recognize each other's needs. And now, if you'll pay me, you'll recognize MY needs.'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

Hold on

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"I love what you've done with him."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Just tell us who's winning."

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'