Relationship Repair Enthusiast Prints

'This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'You must learn to recognize each other's needs. And now, if you'll pay me, you'll recognize MY needs.'

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

'You've changed since we got married.'

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

"I love what you've done with him."

Growing Love

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Just tell us who's winning."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Too desperate?"