Relationship Repair Aficionado Prints

"Once, in a moment of weakness, I started several other families."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know who you are!"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Growing Love

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Love

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Legs up to here!"

"Too desperate?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."