Relationship Repair Aficionado Pillows

"Once, in a moment of weakness, I started several other families."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Urns in love

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Hold on

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

Love

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Too desperate?"

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

"Legs up to here!"