Relationship Repair Pillows

A man sews broken hearts back together.

An indication that something is amiss...

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

She - Interpreter - He.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"I don't know who you are!"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"I love what you've done with him."

'Will I still be married?'

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"He never takes me anywhere."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"Well that's a load of baloney. I brought you here didn't I?"

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."