Relationship Recovery Pillows

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Speed Dating for Turtles

Spa

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

She - Interpreter - He.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

'What's for desert?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'