Relationship Repairer Pillows

Ok you're right about everything, and whatever I've done, I'm sorry..

"It slices! It dices! It drives a wedge between you and your wife, because you stored all the unsold units in her writing nook, not like she was using it anyways but whatever!"

"I'm sorry, that didn't come out right."

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"I love what you've done with him."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'