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Relationship Repairer T-Shirts
Show your appreciation for the relationship repairer with a witty or heartfelt t-shirt. Crafted to inspire and uplift, it’s a wearable reminder of their important work.
"It slices! It dices! It drives a wedge between you and your wife, because you stored all the unsold units in her writing nook, not like she was using it anyways but whatever!"
"I'm sorry, that didn't come out right."
'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'
'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'
You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.
"I don't know who you are!"
"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."
"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.
"I love what you've done with him."
A man sews broken hearts back together.
It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.
'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!
'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'
"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"
'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'
Seeing the marriage counselor.
'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'
'My wife doesn't understand me.'
"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."
Bob tries to win her back with flowers.
"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."
Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.
"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"
Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.
'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'
Man looks for wife help from machine.
"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."
Your Uncle Mort and Sadie are back from Canada. Are they still getting married? Yeah, but they're slowing things down. They're going to talk to someone about their problems. A counselor is always a good idea. They couldn't exactly afford a professional. He doesn't put the bathroom seat down.
"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."
'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'
"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."
"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"
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