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'Oh yeah?! Well I apologized first!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

She - Interpreter - He.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

'...Do you, Thomas, take Charleen as your wife, to love and cherish, for better of worse...use Rehab as may be needed...for as long as you both shall live?'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"It's not you-it's me."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

"Arouse Me!"

"I love what you've done with him."

"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."

Couple

"I might remind you, John, that 'Lorraine never stops yakking' is not yet grounds for divorce in the state of Ohio."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

Tough Love Birds

The band was really swinging, providing a nice cover for Andrew and Carolyn's argument.