Relationship Repair Experts Prints

'Do you have one that says 'Sorry I missed our wedding'?'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'You've changed since we got married.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I love what you've done with him."

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

Express Therapy

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"Just tell us who's winning."

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"