Repair Hero Gifts

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"Foster failure"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Non-Drip ?

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Lifesaver!

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

The Fuse

"Never marry an engineer."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."