Repair Hero Gifts

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"Foster failure"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Non-Drip ?

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Lifesaver!

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

The world's most unemployable family

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Never marry an engineer."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

The Fuse

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'