Repair Rookie Gifts

Well, maybe you can find a do-it-yourself Youtube video showing a husband taking the clothes to the laundromat.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Never marry an engineer."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

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