Road Rookie Gifts

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hi, I think I'm doing OK this time.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'First of all, relax.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Valet park only"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"This can't be good."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.