Road Warrior Gifts

'Safety zone ends, resume driving like idiots.'

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'

Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.

'Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 15 minutes!'

"Check your rearview mirror often. I'll provide feedback through rude hand gestures and screaming obscenities."

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

"Detour: New Normal."

Road Closed - Please Stay Home.

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

'What do you mean I was driving erratically?'

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

Dammit merge.

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Driver sees sign on truck: 'How's my driving while talking on the cell phone?'

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

First place / Second place next exit.

Ran out of money.

Tour de Pothole.

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

Eddy Merckx

Inconsiderate, Stupid Drivers This Lane Only.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

Control Freaks, Clueless Numbskulls, Passive-Aggressives

Road Construction

Math Equation Speed Limit.

Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.

Roadworks next 400 years.