Road Warrior Humor Gifts

"I think you can take either lane, dear."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"This can't be good."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Honk if you're holy.

Road Buddies