Road Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Holier-Than-Thou Lane'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

I break for toilet paper

'It's a slow trap.'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

Man with Stop Signs.

Snail Crossing.

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.

Revealing Airport Security

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

"May I get a seat with extra leg room, please?"

Road Work Ahead

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Toad Rage

Sign says 'If you can still read this you ordered too many beverages.'

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

City sewer rats visit barn mice.

Parson ad Nautical Young Lady.