Road Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'It's a slow trap.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Road work next 15 years.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Snail Crossing.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Road Work Ahead

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Toad Rage

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

My other dog is a golden retriever

Let Go and Let God

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

'Judging by your latest wing mirror trophy I'm guessing that yet another car failed to slow down for you today.'

'Terrible news, boys! - it passed it's MOT'.