Roadside Comedian Gifts

"Pull up past the armadillo."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Leaving New York

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

This one needs re-booting!

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Botox!

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

Road-kill rage.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Toad Rage